Napoleon Dynamite Quotes 1

Jon Heder: You don't have to stay here with us, we're not babies.
Jon Gries: Ha ha! Talk to your Aunt Carolyn.
Jon Heder: Kip's like 32 years old!


 (Jon Heder) - I caught you a delicious bass.


 (Aaron Ruell) - She's ahh, she's got sandy blonde hair. She's ahh...pretty good, pretty good lookin' face. But I'm just gettin' really, just kinda T.O.ed because she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.


(Carmen Brady) After using Bust Must Plus I have such big bosoms? I don't feel comfortable reading this.


 (Diedrich Bader ) - Bow to your sensei. Bow to your sensei!

 (Aaron Ruell) - Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter.



Jon Heder: Who you gonna ask?
Efren Ramirez: That girl over there.
Jon Heder: Summer Wheatley? How the heck are you gonna do that?
Efren Ramirez: Build her a cake or something.


 (Jon Heder) - (Pedro jumps his bike) You got like 3 feet of air that time. Can I try it really quick?



Jon Heder: Can you bring me my chapstick?
Aaron Ruell: No Napoleon.
Jon Heder: But my lips hurt real bad!

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