Napoleon Dynamite Quotes 4

(Jon Heder) - I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cuz I can't fit my "num-chucks" (nunchaku) in there anymore.


(Jon Heder) - Lucky!


Tina Majorino: Is anyone else here? I'm trying to earn money for college.
Aaron Ruell : Your mom goes to college.


Aaron Ruell: Geez. I think you ripped my mole off.
Jon Heder: I did?
Aaron Ruell: Yeah. Is it bleeding?
Jon Heder: A little bit.


Jon Heder: How long did it take you to grow that mustache?
Efren Ramirez: A couple of days.
Jon Heder: I wish I could grow one.

Jon Heder: Is Trisha here?
Trisha's Dad: Who's that in my driveway?
Jon Heder: That's my ride.

Shondrella Avery: Why are you so sweaty?
Jon Heder: I've been practicing.
Shondrella Avery: Mmm. Practicing what?
Jon Heder: Some dance moves.



Jon Heder: Hello?
Emily Kennard : Hi. Is Napoleon there?
Jon Heder: Yes.
Emily Kennard : Can I talk to him?
Jon Heder: You already are.



Jon Heder: Do the chickens have large talons?
Pat Donahue: What?
Jon Heder: Large talons.
Pat Donahue: I don't understand a word you just said.



Aaron Ruell: So are you ready?
Jon Heder: Yeah. Hold on. I forgot to put in the crystals. OK, turn it on. Ow! Ow! Ow! Kill it! Turn it off! Turn it off Kip! It's a piece of crap! It doesn't work!
Jon Gries: I coulda told ya that.

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