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Jon Heder: Hey, is that a new kid or something?
Tom Lefler: Napoleon, this is Pedro. Would you mind showing him where his locker
is?
Jon Heder: Sure. Come on.
Jon Heder: Yeah my old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out here for the
dance, but she couldn't because she's doing some modeling right now.
Efren Ramirez: Is she hot? (Napoleon rips open his velcro wallet)
Jon Heder: See for yourself.
Efren Ramirez: Wow.
Jon Heder: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some Glamour Shots for her
birthday one year.
Efren Ramirez: I like her bangs.
Jon Heder: Me too.
(Jon Heder) - I see you're drinking one percent. Is that cuz you think
you're fat? Cuz you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
Jon Heder: This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.
FFA Judge: Correct.
Jon Heder: Yessssss.
(Jon Gries) - Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack! What, do
you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back. And get some
pampers for you and your brother while you're at it.
Jon Gries : I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace. You ever come across
anything like time travel?
Jon Heder : Easy. I've already looked into it for myself.
Aaron Ruell : Right on. Right on.
(Aaron Ruell) - Is there some kind of vest that I can wear?
Efren Ramirez: Do you think people will vote for me?
Jon Heder: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
Efren Ramirez: Like what are my skills?
Jon Heder: Well, you have a sweet bike, and you're really good at hookin' up
with chicks. Plus, you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.
Efren Ramirez: That's true.
Jon Heder: That one's good. Looks like a medievil warrior.
Tina Majorino: You know you're right. That's good one.
Jon Gries : Watch this. (Rico flings a steak at Napoleon)
Jon Heder: Uh! What the heck are you doing?
Aaron Ruell: That's what I'm talkin' about.
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