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Efren Ramirez: Hello?
Jon Heder: Pedro? How's it goin?
Efren Ramirez: Good.
(Jon Heder) - You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
(Aaron Ruell) - I love the way your sandy hair floats in the air. To me
it's like a lullaby. I'm just flying by, oh so high, like a kite tied to a
stick.
(Aaron Ruell) - Please, please, be good to me. Keep rolling. Down, down. Yessss.
Tina Majorino: What are you drawing?
Jon Heder: A liger.
Tina Majorino: What's a liger?
Jon Heder: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger
mixed, bred for its skills and magic.
Tina Majorino: Hmm.
(Jon Heder) - Last week Japanese scientists ex-placed...placed explosive
detonators at the bottom of Lake Lochness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir
Cord Godfried of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local
wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents. And
all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
(Jon Heder) - You guys are retarded!
(Diedrich Bader) - Ya think I got where I am today because I dress like
Peter Pan here? Take a look at what I'm wearin' people. You think anybody wants
a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.
(Jon Heder) - What the heck are you guys doin? Tryin to ruin my life and
make me look like a friggin idiot?
(Jon Heder) - See ya.
Jon Gries : What about your girlfriend.
Aaron Ruell : Well. Things are gettin' pretty serious right now, I mean, we chat
online for like 2 hours every day. So I guess you could say, things are gettin'
pretty serious.
Yes, it's the one that's all about skills...bowhunting skills, computer
hacking skills...
Jon Heder: I like your sleeves...they're real big.
Shondrella Avery: Thank you. I made them myself.
(Aaron Ruell) - La Fonda is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
I'm 100% positive that she's my soulmate. Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out
there for you too.
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