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Jeremy Grey: Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.

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Jeremy Grey: John, red seven!

John Beckwith: I don't know what red seven means.

Jeremy Grey: Hot route!

John Beckwith: I don't... What's hot route?

John Beckwith: Will you just go and stand on the other side, please?

 

John Beckwith: Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They're all very prim and proper.
 Jeremy Klein: Yeah? Well, little miss prim and proper just eye-fucked the shit out of me.

John Beckwith: What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water?

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John Beckwith: You look beat. Soft mattress?

Jeremy Klein: Soft mattress? Maybe, or it could have been the midnight rape, or the nude gay art show. I had my sock, the one that I walked around in all day, played football, sweated in, stuffed in my mouth and duct taped in! I'm going to eat my breakfast over here. Don't talk to me.

 

John Beckwith: What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.

 

Jeremy Grey: Does anyone know what this here is used for?
Little Boy: Rollin' a fatty?
Jeremy Grey: No... Not for... Where'd you learn that?

 

Todd Cleary: We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we?
Jeremy Grey: No! No! We did not have a moment at the dinner table, Todd!

 

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John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey are Washington D.C. divorce mediators who crash weddings to meet and have sex with women. At the end of a season of successful crashes, Jeremy takes John to a wedding for the daughter of the U.S. Secretary of the Treasury, William Cleary. Once inside, the pair set their sights on Cleary’s other daughters, Gloria and Claire. Jeremy ends up having sex with Gloria on a nearby beach during the reception. Gloria is possessive and quickly becomes obsessed with Jeremy, and Jeremy urges John to escape the reception with him. Meanwhile, John attempts to court Claire, the maid of honor, but is interrupted by her hotheaded boyfriend, Sack Lodge, who is unfaithful and disrespectful behind her back. When Gloria invites Jeremy and John to an extended weekend party at their family compound, John overrules Jeremy to accept and get closer to Claire.

John and Jeremy become acquainted with the Clearys: the Secretary’s wife sexually harasses John; Gloria’s brother, Todd, tries to seduce Jeremy during the night; Gloria continues to lavish unwanted sexual attention on Jeremy; and Sack repeatedly injures Jeremy during a game of touch football. At dinner, John spikes Sack’s wine with eye-drops to make him sick and get more time to connect with Claire.

John and Claire continue to bond the next day on a sailing trip. The suspicious Sack takes the men on a hunting trip and pranks them, resulting in Jeremy getting shot in the buttocks. While Jeremy recovers, John and Claire go on a bike ride to a secluded beach. Claire finally admits she is not sure how she feels about Sack and ends up kissing John passionately. Meanwhile, Gloria tends Jeremy’s wounds and reveals to him she is not as inexperienced as she initially let on. Jeremy realizes that he himself has been played and that he may be in love with Gloria.

While John is confessing his attraction to Claire, they are interrupted by Jeremy being chased out of the house. Sack has investigated (and then exposes) John and Jeremy’s identities to the family. Betrayed, Claire turns on John and the Secretary tells them to leave.

Over the following months, John attempts to reach Claire but she refuses to see him. He attempts to sneak into her and Sack’s engagement party, but is caught and beaten by Sack. Confronting Jeremy about abandoning him, he learns that Jeremy has secretly continued his relationship with Gloria. Betrayed and brokenhearted, John spirals into depression, crashing weddings alone and becoming nihilistic. Meanwhile, as Claire and Sack plan their wedding, Claire’s doubts grow. Jeremy proposes to Gloria and tries to ask John to be his best man, but John turns him away.

John visits Jeremy’s former wedding crashing mentor, Chazz Reinhold, who convinces John to crash a funeral with him. At the funeral, John reconsiders his belief in love and marriage after seeing the grieving widow. He rushes to Jeremy’s wedding and joins the wedding mid-ceremony to Jeremy’s delight. Claire is upset by his appearance, prompting John to express regret for his past behavior and profess his love for her in front of the congregation. Sack interrupts, but Claire finally tells him that she cannot marry him. Sack tries to attack John, but Jeremy intervenes and knocks him out, and John and Claire kiss. After the wedding, the two couples drive away from the ceremony together and discuss crashing another wedding together.

 

 

Cast

  • Owen Wilson as John Beckwith
  • Vince Vaughn as Jeremy Grey
  • Christopher Walken as U.S. Secretary William Cleary
  • Rachel McAdams as Claire Cleary
  • Isla Fisher as Gloria Cleary
  • Jane Seymour as Mrs. Cleary
  • Ellen Albertini Dow as “Grandma” Mary Cleary
  • Keir O’Donnell as Todd Cleary
  • Bradley Cooper as Sack Lodge
  • Henry Gibson as Father O’Neil
  • Ron Canada as Randolph
  • Rebecca de Mornay as Mrs. Kroeger
  • Dwight Yoakam as Mr. Kroeger
  • Jenny Alden as Christina Cleary
  • Will Ferrell as Chazz Reinhold (uncredited)

Arizona Senator and 2008 Republican presidential nominee John McCain and Democratic strategist and CNN contributor James Carville both make a brief cameo appearance, they are shown congratulating the secretary and his wife on their daughter’s wedding.McCain was criticized for his appearance in the film,having previously called out Hollywood for marketing R-Rated films to teenagers.

 

 

   

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