Chuck Norris Quotes 2

Ranger Cordell Walker: If he gives you any trouble, you know what to do?
Ranger Jimmy Trivette: Yeah! Shoot first and come find you later.

Ranger Cordell Walker: Sydney, Gage, you're going undercover at the bar. Gage, you're going to be a bartender. Sydney...
Sydney Cooke: I know, I know. Cocktail waitress.

A.D.A. Alex Cahill: How about a cruise for out honeymoon?
Ranger Cordell Walker: We've already done that.
A.D.A. Alex Cahill: That was a river raft!
Ranger Cordell Walker: Close enough.

Violence is my last option.

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When God said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please."

Ranger Jimmy Trivette: Nobody goes into the Hunt Club without a S.W.A.T. escort.
Ranger Cordell Walker: We do!

Sydney Cooke: What can you cook?
Francis Gage: French toast.
Sydney Cooke: French toast? Is that all?
Francis Gage: Cinnamon toast.
Sydney Cooke: Cinnamon toast.
Francis Gage: Raisin toast. (pause) Rye toast.
Sydney Cooke: (stares blankly)
Francis Gage: You cook. I'll clean.

Sydney Cooke: You are under arrest for robbery, assault on a peace officer and for making me miss the rodeo!

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Norris was born in Ryan, Oklahoma on March 10, 1940 to Wilma (née Scarberry) and Ray Dee Norris, who was a World War II Army soldier, a mechanic, bus driver, and truck driver. Norris has stated that he has Irish and Cherokee roots. Norris was named after Carlos Berry, his father's minister. He was the oldest of three brothers, the younger two being Wieland and Aaron (a Hollywood producer). When Norris was sixteen, his parents divorced, and he later relocated to Prairie Village, Kansas and then to Torrance, California with his mother and brothers.

Norris has described his childhood as downbeat. He was nonathletic, shy, and scholastically mediocre. His father, Ray, worked intermittently as an automobile mechanic, and went on alcohol drinking binges that lasted for months at a time. Embarrassed by his father's behavior and the family's financial plight, Norris developed a debilitating introversion that lasted for his entire childhood.

Throughout his film and TV career Norris diversified from his regular endeavors. He is a noted writer, having penned books on martial arts, exercise, philosophy, politics, Christianity, western novels, and biography. He was twice a New York Times bestselling author, first with his book on his personal philosophy of positive force and the psychology of self-improvement based on personal anecdotes called The Secret of Inner Strength: My Story (1988). His second New York Times Best Seller, Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America (2008), was about his critique on current issues in the USA. Norris also appeared in several commercials endorsing several products most notably being one of the main spokespersons for the Total Gym infomercials.

In 2005, Norris found a new fame on the Internet when Chuck Norris facts became an Internet meme documenting humorous, fictional and often absurd feats of strength and endurance. Although Norris himself did not produce the "facts", he was hired to endorse many products that incorporated Chuck Norris facts in advertising, the phenomenon resulted in six books (two of them New York Times best sellers), two video games, and several appearances on talk shows, such as Late Night with Conan O'Brien where he read the facts or participated in sketches.