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Jerry: I have a vague recollection of doing something with someone, but it was a long, long time ago.
Elaine: I think my last time was in Rochester. My hair was a lot shorter.
Jerry: I remember that it's a good thing. And someday I hope to do it again.

We are living in a society!!

George

My name is George. I am unemployed and I live with my parents.

George

"You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?"
Kramer

"I'll sniff out a deal. I have a sixth sense."
"Cheapness is not a sense."
George and Jerry

Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren't cows outside a lot of the time? When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in! We're all wearing leather! Open the door! We're going to ruin the whole outfit here!

Jerry

The dryer is their only chance to escape and they all know it. They plan it in the hamper the night before. "Tomorrow, the dryer. I'm going."

Jerry on socks

Elaine: From a distance, you seem to be coming on to her.
Jerry: I'm a guy. It always seems like that.

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