seinfeld quotes 3

People don't turn down money. It's what separates us from the animals.
Jerry

  I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
Jerry

Dogs want to be people. That's what their lives are about. They don't like being a dog. They're with people all the time, they want to graduate. My dog would sit there all day, he would watch me walk by, he would think to himself, I COULD DO THAT! HE'S NOT THAT GOOD.

Jerry

"Rock climbing? Hehe.. where do you come off going rock climbing.. rock climbing? You need a boost to climb into your bed." 
Elaine  

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