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I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!
Rick James

I always wanted to say this... fa-shizzle.

Tiger Woods

Hope you all like my outfit. The queer guys came by and had an eye for me.

Black Gallagher

[Clayton Bigsby's truck pulls up next to a group of white kids listening to rap]
Clayton Bigsby: Hey, ni**ers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, ni**er! Woogie boogie!
Hip-Hop Fan: Did he just call us ni**ers?... AWESOME!

Be careful if you ever get a sleeper hold. The next day your anus will really hurt.

Chad

I'm Dave Chappelle, and I like internet porn.

Dave Chappelle

F*ck yo couch, n**ga! F*ck yo couch!

Rick James

[hands full of money] Crack, here I come.

Tyrone Biggums

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