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Hey, it's white boy, ok who ordered the pizza. Hey white boy find the square root of this room.

Tron

Rapper: What the f**k is up with the rainbow? I'm not feelin' the rainbow!
Mario Cantone: I'll put a band-aid on your face and make you my Nelly.

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a d**k for crack.

Tyrone Biggums

Dave Chappelle: Knock-knock...
Audience: Who's there?
Dave Chappelle: Some skits, biotch.

Bi***es... Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy.

Rick James

I'm Rick James, bi**h.

Rick James

Flip-i-tee flack! Flip-i-tee floke! Here come some jokes!

Dave Chappelle

I'm one of the baddest motherf**kers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best looking motherf**kers you've ever seen. Hold my drink, b**ch.

Rick James

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