humorous quotes 1

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
Samuel Butler

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick

Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'
Billy Connolly

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
Michael Caine (Alfie, 1966)

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