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The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse
Dennis Miller

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Slappy White

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
Demetri Martin

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood.
Groucho Marx

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
Walter Winchell

People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?
Dick Cheney

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Author Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.

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