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I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
Bob Hope

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Somerset Maugham

I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde

Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it.

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I am fond of children - except boys.

Lewis Carroll

I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
Vince Lombardi

When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Chili Davis

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