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I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius.

George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.

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Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Charles M. Schulz

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W.C. Fields

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
W.C. Fields

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Dale Carnegie

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K Jerome

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
Kathy Lette

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