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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.
George W. Bush

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age.

Benjamin Spock, Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care, 1945
 

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home.

Winston Churchill

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