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I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!
Bart

He's not like anybody I've ever met. He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest.
Lisa

Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
Marge

People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.
Moe

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine with all the chicks?
Bart

Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!
Lisa

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.
Marge

All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalogue.
Moe

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