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Stewie:
Uh you've reached stewie and brian, we're not here right now, uh and
if this is mom, uh send money because we're college students and we
need money for books...and highlighters...and.... ramen
noodles...and condoms, for sexual relations with our classmates.
Stewie:
I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the
Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."
Stewie (in car
with Brian, says to police officer): We
met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy
and funny stories.
Stewie:
I want pancakes!! You people understand every language except
English! Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez-moi pancakes!
Click-click-bloody-click pancakes!!!
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Guy on Airplane:
Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie:
What did you just say?
Lois:
Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie:
Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh
you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget
it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.
Lois:
Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so
different.
Stewie: Really?
Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears
that would ring a few bells.
Stewie:
What the deuce?!
Stewie:
You know what else is disgusting? (He farts and his right eye turns
red.) Oh damn, I broke a blood vessel.
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