jon stewart quotes 2

If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.  

The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.  
 

You know, I've always wanted to be a young Charles Kuralt. I started in this business with just a Winnebago and a dream.
 

Despite his infirmities, Strom Thurmond showed up to work every day and did not miss a Senate vote in his final year, though no one is sure if a shouted "Bingo!" counted as a yea or a nay.  

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