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All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
Steve Martin (Bilko)

You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.
Jim Carrey

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!
Eddie Murphy (Shrek)

Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.

Addams Family Values

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
Bill Murray (What about Bob)

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Dan Aykroyd (The Blues Brothers)

Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.
Addams Family Values

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Groucho Marx (Duck Soup)

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