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You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

(Gomez refers to the girl popping out of the cake at a bachelor party)
Was she in there before you baked it?
Addams Family Values

Spaulding: (to two ladies) Let's get married!
Mrs. Rittenhouse: The three of us? Why, that's bigamy!
Spaulding: Yes! And it's big of me, too!

Animal Crackers

Bridget: (on the phone) Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs... Mom!
Bridget Jones' Diary

Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker.
Robin Williams (Death to Shmoochy)

Pugsley: We're not shy!
Wednesday: We're contagious.
The Addams Family

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Airplane

I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
Arthur

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