Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering
what the hell happened.
If I'd known I was going to live this long (100
years), I'd have taken better care of myself.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on
your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you
at birth is present once again.
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around
the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut
you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had
happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall
be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It
is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
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