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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Bob Hope

You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.

Author Unknown

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Author Unknown

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Anonymous

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

George Bernard Shaw

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

Herbert Asquith

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Lucille Ball

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