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Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
Samuel Goldwyn

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
W.C. Fields

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
Gloria Steinem

Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
Mike Tyson

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
Bob Hope

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
Dorothy Parker

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner

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