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Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age.  Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Tom Wilson

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow.

Oscar Levant, explaining his way out of a speeding ticket
 

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
William Clayton

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.
Lewis Grizzard

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