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As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
Robert Quillen

I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.
Sir Cliff Richard

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali

President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'
Craig Kilborn

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.
Lionel Barrymore

I have to be careful to get out before I become the grotesque caricature of a hatchet-faced woman with big knockers.
Jamie Lee Curtis

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.
Jim Morrison

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