(entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo) All right, I took
the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men.
Rachel, didn't have anything that I liked, so, but she had
this Christmas ribbon, and I thought, 'All right, fine I'll be
What are you supporting?
Ross: No, no
don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
Fine! Be murky!
Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the
stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
You got screwed.
Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the
movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?
Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now.
You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
(Ross gestures his consent.)
What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?
It's my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible.
Ross: That guy,
he burns me up.
Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I
Tonight, on a very special Blossom.
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