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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
 Unknown

I love him
Oh yes I do
He's for me and not for you
So if be chance you take my place
I'll take my fist and break your face!

Unknown

 

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Jonathon Swift

 

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen

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A lovely heart-shaped box of chocolates was received on Valentine's Day by a coed from her newest date. On the enclosed card was the inscription, "To Helen - with all my allowance.”

Unknown

 

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
 Woody Allen

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
 David Bissonette

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
 Pearl Bailey

 

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