anchorman quotes 2

Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.

Brian Fantana

One day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.

Ron Burgundy

Veronica Corningstone: I told you that I wanted to be an anchor. I told you that.
  Ron Burgundy: I thought you were kidding. I thought it was a joke, I even wrote it down in my diary. "Veronica had a very funny joke today." I laughed at it later that night.

  Sweet Lincoln's mullet.

Ron Burgundy 

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