you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
When I was
young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties
I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same
things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
A good rule
of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still
requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational
'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to
Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory -
only three ages for women in Hollywood -- Babe, District Attorney,
and Driving Miss Daisy.
a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and
fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first
offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.
scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they
lose two points of their IQ.
I refuse to
answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
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