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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.
George W. Bush


Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein


There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age.

Benjamin Spock, Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care, 1945

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home.

Winston Churchill



I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

Mark Twain


Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

Author Unknown


Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

Don Marquis


The man who wins may have been counted out several times, but he didn't hear the referee.
H. E. Jansen


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