The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have
a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious
reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno
Christmas begins about the first of December with
an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent,
around April fifteenth of the next year.
P.J.
O'Rourke
To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a
ritual of reassurance. Philip
Andrew Adams
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the
in-laws (at most an occasional visit to the cemetery)
George Carlin
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I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its
clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier
every year.
E.M. Forster
If we had no winter, the
spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of
adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.
Anne
Bradstreet
O Winter! ruler of the inverted year, . . . I
crown thee king of intimate delights, Fireside enjoyments, home-born
happiness, And all the comforts that the lowly roof of undisturb'd
retirement,
and the hours of long uninterrupted evening, know.
William Cowper
Year’s end, all
corners of this
floating world, swept.
Basho
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