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You Know You're a Redneck If you wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation
suppers, and vacations.

He ran like his feet was on fire and his butt was catchin'.

If duct tape don't fix'r then you're not using enough duct tape.

Whatever cranks your tractor.

As easy as herding chickens.

You Know You're a Redneck If...

The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

A hectic schedule keeps you "busier than a cat covering up crap on a marble floor."

This oughta jar your preserves. (threat)

Gooder than grits. (compliment)

Slicker than a harpooned hippo on a banana tree

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