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You Know You're a Redneck If...

Your dog rides in your truck more than your husband/wife.

If something is hard to do, it's "like trying to herd cats."

It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

Duct tape is like "The Force." It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

He's a nice enough guy, but I don't think he has enough chlorine in his gene pool.

You Know You're a Redneck If...

You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.

That's handier than a pocket on a shirt.

It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.

You Know You're a Redneck If...

You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.

It's colder than a mother-in-law's love.

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