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	redneck sayings 3 Find the redneck sayings you want on this page or please view the following pages for more redneck sayings. redneck sayings page 1 -2 -3   You Know You're a Redneck If... you think the first four words of the national anthem are, ''Gentlemen start your engines''   A bothersome person is "like a booger you cain't thump off."   That'll go over like a pregnant pole vaulter.   Well, knock me down and steal muh teeth!   You Know You're a Redneck If... You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side. -   - You Know You're a Redneck If... You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your grandma would let you in the house.   Wintery roads are said to be "slicker than otter snot.   When something doesn't work, you say, "That ain't no count."   He's ridin' a gravy train on biscuit wheels.   You Know You're a Redneck If... Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.     redneck sayings page 1 -2 -3  More Sayings Topics       Main Sayings Page redneck sayings page 1 redneck sayings page 2 redneck sayings page 3	Motivational Forum Hey Speakers Promote Yourself Now!
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