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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

-Unknown

Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.

-Cher

Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.

-Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

-Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.

Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.

- Cecilia Egan

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

- Woody Allen

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