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It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

-Rita Rudner

Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

- Brendan Francis

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

-Woody Allen

Lets sin
On a tiger-skin
Or, if you prefer
We could err
On a different fur

Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!

- Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"

- Freud

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