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Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's over the hill I go.

“I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?

- Barry Cryer

Real women don't have hot flashes, they have Power Surges.

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

I'm too sexy for my hair, that's why it isn't there.

Fifty and wise or eighteen and foolish? If only there were a choice!!

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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