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	funny-birthday sayings 3 Find the funny-birthday sayings you want on this page or please view the following pages for more funny-birthday sayings. funny-birthday sayings page 1 -2 -3   Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. -Robert Frost   Getting old sucks, but it sure beats the alternative.   Now that you’re an oldie you will receive the same amount of respect that you showed oldies when you were young – none. -   - Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard   Aged like fine wine, complex & fruity.   May you live long enough to shoot your age.   The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.   funny-birthday sayings page 1 -2 -3  More Sayings Topics       Main Sayings Page funny-birthday sayings page 1 funny-birthday sayings page 2 funny-birthday sayings page 3	Motivational Forum Hey Speakers Promote Yourself Now!
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