cute-bitchy Sayings 1

Little girls grow to become young women. Little boys have a job for life!

 You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

 Women think they are so clever at faking orgasms... but only a man can fake a whole relationship.

Federal Expresso: When you absolutely, positively have to stay up all night.

 People in glass houses should always wear clothes.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Neither should they nail up pictures.

When confronted with a knock at the door, a stupid man will complain about all the noise, a normal man will answer it, a smart man will look through the peephole and the wise man won't hear it because he's having sex.

Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow.

 Jesus saves. Satan invests.

 What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally

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