"Getting motivated just got easier"
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the
Everything ends this way in France - everything. Weddings, christenings,
duels, funerals, swindlings, diplomatic affairs - everything is a pretext for
a good dinner.
My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his
hearse followed the other cars.
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer
We're different; we're the same.
The function of RAM is to give us guys a way of deciding whose computer has
the biggest, studliest, most tumescent MEMORY. This is important, because with
today's complex software, the more memory a computer has, the faster it can
produce error messages. So the bottom line is, if you're a guy, you cannot
have enough RAM.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had